Tag: humor
member name: Michelle W.
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August 13, 2008 03:48 PM EDT --
LUCKY
I found a four leaf clover
I held it in my hand
A strong wind blew it away
"Come back!" was my command.
It did not, so then a cat
As black as velvet night
Crossed . . .
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July 10, 2008 10:04 AM EDT --
CANDLE
Can't see! It's dark!
And there are monsters after me!
No, no, no! They are so close,
Don't let them get to me.
Leave me alone. Go away! . . .
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May 12, 2009 11:32 PM EDT --
SNIPPET a limerick
I once wrote a quick little snippet
I posted before I could clip it
Nothing better to do
Than count out for you
The now thirty words of this snippet!
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July 18, 2008 12:58 PM EDT --
DRIVE
"I have no drive," he said to me.
Oh no! Oh no!! That cannot be.
I'm on my knees, oh can't you see,
"No drive? You must be wrong!" I plea.
"I . . .
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August 13, 2008 03:41 PM EDT --
SWIM
I thought I could swim
But then I met Jim
And found that with him
I could drown.
No, I could not float
I was just a boat
Sinking in a moat -
Just a clown.
Was it . . .
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July 10, 2008 10:36 AM EDT --
COMPETITION
It's a race to the finish
We'll die trying if we can
And in this tug of war we play
The winner is the best man.
I'll beat you down, you'll wear me out
We'll . . .
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October 20, 2008 04:36 PM EDT --
It's a pen, it's a page, now, it's a book, it is Super Writer. Fast and furious she scribbles word to paper. There is no stopping, no primping. There is no priming, no . . .
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August 11, 2008 03:36 PM EDT --
OLIVE
I have
One on each finger
and toe, to
Lick and eat real slow . . .
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March 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT --
SPRINGTIME
Once it was springtime in May
The cold I was keeping at bay
With a bit of fine wine
Simply biding my time
For one more cold night-time in May.
Michelle . . .
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June 30, 2008 03:46 PM EDT --
INDEPENDENCE - haibun
The afternoon was aging. Storm clouds were gathering and raucous thunder boomed over Mozart and Beethoven. Sunlight gave way to grey, gave way to drops, first falling . . .
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July 02, 2008 08:30 AM EDT --
FIREWORKS
I shot something into the air,
The cat I was trying to scare .
The firework came down,
My mom made a frown,
Now my bottom is stuck in this chair!
In . . .
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July 24, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
SKIPPING STONES
I skipped a rock over Sissy's head
if she had seen me I´d be dead!
But one, two, three it flew for me.
It skipped, she looked, I fled.
I skipped another stone, it's . . .
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January 02, 2008 08:44 AM EST --
THE KITCHEN
In my warm kitchen I have found
A myriad of clues around.
If I enter, make not a sound
It is a mouse I find!
A bit of cheese, maybe a pound!
A gift to blow his mind!
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July 28, 2008 04:31 PM EDT --
http://www.flamingcursor.com/
Just click to see if maybe you have! : )
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September 02, 2007 07:59 PM EDT --
YOU MUST REALLY LIKE MY SHOES
Once you were walking along on all fours
crawling around looking under the doors
I could not think about what you might find
really I thought you were out of your . . .
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